I didn't think that selling yourself was allowed in our Great American States. Apparently, as long as its for charity, there isn't a problem.
Palin has decided to host a lucky individual and 4 of their very fortun
ate friends at her house for dinner, for the small price tag of $25,000. Well actually, that's just the opening bid.The final price tag came $63,500. There were actually 61 bids, and 7 DIFFERENT bidders, all wanting to pay thousands of dollars to eat with Sarah Palin and the "First Dude."
Did I mention the "fine print?"
A background check for all attendees is mandatory. Failure to pass the background check will result in the winner forfeiting the experience and a refund given. The dinner experience with Sarah Palin will take place at a site to be determined and at a mutually agreed upon time and date to be determined by Ms. Palin and the winning bidder. Ms Palin may bring up to three guests of her own. The dinner will be paid for by the seller. There are no age restrictions but anyone under 16-years-old must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. Winner may take personal photos and allowed to bring one item of reasonable size i.e. no larger than what can be carried by hand (t-shirts, books, magazines, etc.) The decision to sign the item will ultimately be up to Ms. Palin. Respect for Ms. Palin and her guest(s) is expected at all times. Inappropriate behavior will result in the conclusion of the experience with no refund.
Dinner shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole discretion of Sarah Palin.* Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors. In the event the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder's bid will be refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and thereafter, until a suitable match is determined.
Hope she finds someone suitable. I would hate for the winning bidder to be out 63 grand just because they wanted to talk about Tina Fey or Russia.
The fine print alone is absolutely hilarious. Wasn't it Palin's main point last year that she was just like everyone else? I love how she plans on discriminating against people, who may or may not have suitable jobs, and lord knows if they've had an abortion they certainly are shit out of luck! Palin just continues to absolutely disgust me, and i'm so glad I can read your blog to keep up with her mistakes!
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